So, you have ignored the invitation of the grand master of the high order of the orange alternative? Do you really think the invitation can be ignored? And for how long? And at what cost?
You have been chosen to amuse, and to provoke, and to subvert.
Now get going!
The dwarf has spoken and he will not speak again (ok, he is actually a gnome, but that doesn't really matter).
I am not amusing, but I can offer snark on a good day
ReplyDeleteLove you all
Somewhere a million gnomes weep at your inherent racism.
ReplyDeleteNow you just wait one darn' second, here, Buck-o! If you've chosen (or the dwarf's chosen, or the gnome's chosen, or whatever the fuck that rude little bastard is that's mooning us) these poor saps "to amuse, and to provoke, and to subvert," you, and if you are ordering them to do so, where -- WHERE, I ASK YOU -- is the counter-culture alternative in this? Seems to me that all's you're being is a (dick)-tator!
ReplyDeleteAND, It's blow-hards like you, Mr. Dwarfgnome, that ruined the Subversive Movement in the first place!
PFFFFFFFFTTTHHH!!!!
Now, snap out of it