Why the fuck shouldn't they? Is there any wrong with dwarves? Size, after all, is no determimator of potency (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!).
I happen to dig dwarves. You can fit them easily into your luggage. They look fabulous in crushed velvet. And they have cute little button noses (well, some of them, anyway).
I say, let the damn dwarves run the whole stinking show. They couldn't do any worse than the high priests of Yama, who sacrifice young virgins on the altar of cosmic pomposity (Not that I have anything against human sacrifice, mind you. It all depends upon who is being sacrificed).
Yes, the dwarves shall rule the earth and all the institutions of higher education within in it. And the petty bureaucrats shall disappear competely from the earth...like Danish Modern furniture and mood rings.
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Don't forget the elves!
ReplyDeleteThe Yallom eats its young. The voices of the young are shouted down and silenced in the din of the Yallom's endless chant. Nothing of the young can live but only made dead by the elders.
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