Do not watch this video...
1. if you you are sensitive to acts of unspeakable cruelty involving small and medium-sized animals.
2. if you were born in Buffalo or Troy, NY.
3. if either of your parents were Jehovah Witnesses.
4. if you watch Fox to get your daily new (loser!).
5. if sexual innuendo involving marine life frightens you.
6. if you live west of the Hudson River and east of the Garden State Parkway.
7. if anyone you work with has ever compared your appearance to either a goat or a satyr.
8. if you think Joyce's Ulysses is super-cool.
9. if you say pop instead of soda.
10. if you've ever had your hair pulled or your knuckles wrapped by a nun in the fourth grade.
Don't say that we didn't warn you.
The Dwarf
In my country the makers of such narzędzia do myszy would be subject to the ultimate penalty--the withholding of all future odchody. To use another famous polish proverb:
ReplyDelete"Kto nie słucha Ojca i Matki, ten sie słucha psiej skóry."
such wisdom I wonder in fear lends to the great understanding of the sie słucha which has been joyfully referenced in the ancient proverb.
With great devotion and salacious tears,
Jan Kzratinszki
(The Polish Mole)
I am opposed to the images of animal cruelty depited in this clip. You should be
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ashamed
ashamed!
I can assure you that the ASPCA will definitely be notified!
listen... the snow is falling....
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