Bottom-line corporate fashitical-ism
Vapid, lollipop-licking pop psycholog-ism
Autocratic, autodafetic criminal clericalism
Dumb-ass, redneck reaction-ism
Pretentious, pseudo-intellectual Upper-Eastside snob-ism
Cover-up-verything-but-the-eyes islamoabsud-ism
Rightwing, blowhard, Limbaugh-loving conserva-tism
Throw the fucking baby out with the bathwater anti-abortionism
Shrill, uptight “this shit is all your fault” frantic femo-nism
Mamby-pamby post-60s liberal-ism
The-next-fad-is-really-it technolo-gism
Edubabbling, race-to-the-bottom educational bureaucra-tism
Poor excuse for jis'm jis-'m
Does anybody read Tolstoy any more?
Does anybody chat with his dear auntie in Bayone any more?
Does anybody bowl with his moronic buddies after work any more?
Does anybody piss away his sorrows in the moonlight any more?
Does anybody cry for Wall Street any more?
Does anybody even know that Mory Zucherman is dead?
Does anybody even care that Mory Zucherman is dead?
Armageddon is coming, but he won’t be dressed in plaid.
Armageddon is coming, but he won’t be eating any canapés.
Armageddon is coming, but he won’t be bringing a date this time.
Armageddon is coming, but he’s not happy to be missing the Superbowl.
Armageddon is coming, but he’s changed his name to Norbert Dresner.
Armageddon is coming, but first he has to stop off to pick up his dry cleaning.
Mombo Italiano.
Joey Ramarez is a lousy cock-sucker.
You never know till you know.
I would hate you, if I didn’t love you so much.
She’s not fat, she’s generously proportioned.
Post-ejaculatory distress.
The good ones never win on “Dancing with the Stars.”
Are they real or are they fake?
They’ve gotta be fake.
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
Sara Palin is a real American icon.
So, you have ignored the invitation of the grand master of the high order of the orange alternative? 